Things to Remember 2014

Back to the salt mines after a week in Seatowne. To help ease your transition, here is my annual list of highlights.

Camping out around a table on a deck, laughing and chatting and drinking

Poach some eggs!

Shore Whore from “Everything Is Awesome” to “Videotape”

The Annie record showing up in the darndest places

Hey Asshole demerits

Watching the lightning on the horizon as the storm rolled in

Dollar store presents

Bible stickers

“It Takes Two” dance party

Category 5 menstrual hurricane

Grotto takeout

Spaghetti and meatball dinner

Dolphins arcing out of the ocean

The disco ball and Christmas lights

The Jesus and patriotic wetnap 9/11 memorial

Killing a rainy day at the outlets and Dogfish Head

Bitch, go eat another mozzarella stick. We’re done.

Waking up from a nap and thinking it’s Wednesday morning when it’s still Tuesday night

Subpar pizza from that place in Ocean City

A bowl of Halloween M&Ms sprinkled with 85-year-old whore juices

“You’re Doing It Wrong”

Playing Cards Against Humanity

Flipping through tabloids

Biking up and down Route 1

Pink cake

Waves over the shallow ocean

The wedding of Tina Farrell and Ryan Dougherty

South Park in the afternoon

Date-raped douchebag

Getting a workout while trying to open the sliding door

The rest of Seatowne being deserted

It’s a catastrophe!

Manti returns

Power walking around the development

Slaughter Beach: The Movie

Fridge magnets with vignettes of the week

Playing Rock Band

Getting all wet because of the motorcycles riding by

Ribs at Nick’s

The week of plagues, with the snake, wasps and spiders

Finally getting to the beach after days of rain

See you next year!