I dreamed I was in my bedroom at my parents’ house when I
saw some parking a small white car outside our house. Lo and behold, it’s
Amazing Amy Eliot, played by Rosamund Pike in Gone Girl. I went to bed, wondering what she was doing.
Turns out what she was doing was spending all night peeling
potatoes in some kind of revenge scheme. I don’t know what she had against me. I
guess she had completed her revenge against Ben Affleck. When I woke up, Amy
was standing outside my window menacingly. I told her the fact that she stayed
up all night peeling potatoes was the most pathetic thing I’d ever seen.
She could not muster a counterargument. Who could?
Speaking of potatoes, I peeled a few and tossed the skins
into our garbage disposal and it clogged the disposal. Who knew you weren’t
supposed to put potato peels in there? I figured that’s one of the things they
made garbage disposals for.
Anyway, some Liquid Plumber in the connecting sink and
crisis averted.
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