WEATHER ALERT! WEATHER
ALERT! SNOW SQUALL SCHEDULED TO HIT THE AREA AT 9:15 A.M.!
Are you ready for it?
Are you ready for the SNOW SQUALL? It’s coming soon! Very soon! It may have
already hit your area!
Check back for specific
details on what time the SNOW SQUALL will strike your area! Marking the time
will help you remember where you were when the WHITE WALL OF DEATH enveloped
you!
SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN for
the SNOW SQUALL! For the love of GOD, SLOW DOWN!
WAS THE ALERT LOUD ENOUGH
FOR YOU? DID YOU THINK A CHILD HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED WHEN YOU HEARD YOUR PHONE
SCREAMING?
No, it’s a SNOW SQUALL,
one of nature’s most dangerous phenomena! You think the Australian wildfires
are bad? Well, they’ve got nothing on a few minutes of SNOW that everyone will
forget about five minutes after it ends! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!
What are you doing? YOU’RE
NOT GOING SLOW ENOUGH! SLOW DOWN HARDER!
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