Moaning Through a Megaphone

I rise today, fellow members of Congress, to protest those pernicious parties and quisling forces that have silenced me. Since my time in office, I have been deplatformed, quite viciously, simply for speaking my mind. I have been the victim of Deep State cancel culture, which has ripped away my First Amendment rights. I have been muzzled, chained, suppressed and oppressed. But I will not quit.

 

And so, during this live broadcast on C-SPAN, Fox News and CNN; before 534 of my colleagues in the House and Senate; and in this hallowed setting in which the Constitution gives me total legal immunity for whatever I say—I rise to object and give no quarter to those who have silenced me. I will not be quiet. Don’t try to quash me.

 

What is this country coming to if we can’t advocate executing the speaker of the House, a former president or one’s colleagues in Congress? Are we really free if we can’t raise an incendiary fist to an angry mob that wants to overturn the results of a free democratic election? Do we really have free speech if we can’t blame forest fires on Rothschild-controlled space lasers, or question whether public servants in the Pentagon were really incinerated by a crashing plane? Is this still America if you can’t carry a gun and harass a school shooting survivor like quarry on the streets?

 

I ask you, what kind of country is this if we impose social consequences on doing any of these things?

 

Members of Congress and viewers at home, I hope you can all hear me through my “Free Speech” mask—or as I like to call it, a muzzle, because I am being muzzled. My voice is stripped away from me in a queasy display of communism. My very thoughts are subject to the approval of angry leftists. There were a few scary weeks when I lost my book deal due to the machinations of an Orwellian publisher, before a smaller publisher gave me another book deal. This is a quintessential form of oppression. Is this 1930s communist Russia or 2020s America? Quite often I wonder.

 

As I said on Twitter, Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, LinkedIn and my nationally televised 45-minute press conference, I will no longer be quiet. I will not be questioned. My concerns will not be quelled. I will fight the nefarious forces of darkness that have taken away my God-given right to campaign with an ad that implies I will shoot my coworkers. Any serious constitutional scholar must acknowledge that the First Amendment guarantees that nobody is allowed to call me out on my bullshit or impose any penalty whatsoever.

 

Therefore, I will be appearing this week in the following venues to discuss my censorship: at a nationally televised prime time press conference; on Tucker Carlson, Maria Bartiromo, Sean Hannity, Judge Jeanine and Laura Ingraham on Fox; doing interviews in both Q and GQ magazines; podcasts with Steve Bannon, Milo Yiannopoulos, Bill O’Reilly, Glenn Beck, and Alex Jones; in editorials in the Washington Times and the Wall Street Journal; and on a block of shows with Sidney Powell and Mike Lindell on OAN and Newsmax.

 

I leave you with the following 17 words: We must keep our children safe from the lizard people, adrenochrome harvesters, socialists and Jewish space lasers.