Friday, August 26, 2022

[REDACTED]

1. On August 8, 2022, pursuant to a signed search warrant, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (“BUREAU”) conducted a search of the property of Former President (“FPOTUS”) Donald J. Trump at 1100 S. Ocean Blvd., Palm Beach, [REDACTED] 33480.

 

2. The search recovered a total of 184 documents, with a total of 25 marked as Classified, Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, Special Access. These documents typically contain national defense information (“NDI”) and in the past have contained sensitive information regarding [REDACTED] Jimmy Hoffa’s burial place, [REDACTED] [REDACTED] of the Loch Ness Monster and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] true nature of Area 51 and Area [REDACTED].

 

3. BUREAU agents subsequently received access to a storage room outside the pool, the [REDACTED], the Christmas present–wrapping room, Melania Trump’s [REDACTED] and FPOTUS [REDACTED] [REDACTED] room for [VERY REDACTED] sport of [REDACTED]. Agents observed a [REDACTED] [REDACTED] ketchup on the wall and [REDACTED].

 

4. We have reason to believe the documents returned to the BUREAU contain information at the highest level of secrets in the United States Government. These include [REDACTED] nuclear [REDACTED] of the [REDACTED REDACTED QUITE REDACTED] base at [REDACTED], the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Elizabeth Jennings, [REDACTED] Directorate S, the secret [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [OMGREDACTED] for Jared Kushner [REDACTED] bone saws, as well as [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Ukrainian plan for [REDACTED], the [REDACTED] gambling debts of [REDACTED] Kavanaugh, and the payout for [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED WTF] of FPOTUS’ Deutsche Bank [REDACTED].

 

5. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [VERY REDACTED] [HOO BOY REDACTED] [REDAC-DAC-DIDDLY-ACTED].

 

6. The BUREAU therefore has [REDACTED] to believe FPOTUS [REDACTED] in toilets, [REDACTED] Russian ambassador, and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] light treason.

 

7. Hereby aforementioned sworn forthwith this date of [REDACTED].

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Why is there a She-Hulk?

The first episode of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law was pretty good. She-Hulk the character is awesome. Are you wondering who she is? You’re in luck because I’m bored so I’ve decided to do one of these Marvel explainers for the first time in awhile.

 

Stan Lee created She-Hulk in 1979, the last character he created for Marvel Comics. Her origin was similar to that in the pilot of the TV show. She’s attorney Jennifer Walters, cousin of the Hulk. Bruce Banner in the comics gave her a blood transfusion after Jen ran afoul of the mob in a court case and got shot. She got Banner’s gamma-irradiated blood and was able to turn green and had immense strength.

 

At first, She-Hulk was a big green monster like her cousin. Her comic was titled Savage She-Hulk and she would get angry and transform. Her clothes would rip in the transformation like the Hulk’s, so she would be running around wearing a ripped purple dress, similar to the Hulk’s purple pants. (In the comics, superheroes wear costumes made of unstable molecules, invented by Reed Richards, so their costumes do not stretch or rip or burn. The Hulk was an outlaw for many years and presumably could not get these unstable molecules, so it was ripped pants for him.)

 

She-Hulk is one of the strongest mortals in Marvel, but is not quite as strong as the Hulk, who is not lying when he growls, “Hulk is the strongest there is!” While Jen isn’t as strong as her cousin, she’s much more stable, and there are some key differences between the cousins. Bruce Banner is haunted by parental abuse and his anger makes him transform into the Hulk. He’s spent most of his publication history being on the run after destroying property and terrorizing citizens. (But not killing them. To make the story more palatable for kids, Marvel explained the Hulk’s lack of a body count by saying he had an unconscious sense of knowing how to cause a pattern of destruction that never took any innocent lives.) These days the Hulk goes back and forth between personalities but for his first 20 years, he had no intelligence and was just savage. He would help save the world sometimes but he would destroy three square blocks doing it.

 

Jennifer Walters isn’t haunted by anything. She keeps her personality and intelligence at all times. She’s mild-mannered in non-superpowered form, but her She-Hulk form kind of liberates her. There was a bit of “savage” in the beginning but she’s long since developed to become someone who enjoys her power. Unlike the Hulk, she doesn’t have any baggage—at least, no more than a normal person. She-Hulk is just fun!

 

After her first solo title got cancelled, She-Hulk joined the Avengers in 1982. Two years later, she became a member of John Byrne’s Fantastic Four, subbing for the Thing, who remained on Battleworld to explore after the Secret Wars maxiseries. After that ended, She-Hulk returned to the Avengers, where she’s had a decorated career on and off (the Avengers come and go) ever since. She’s had a long grudge with the villain Titania, who is strong but not quite as much as She-Hulk, who is the woman who burst through the courtroom in the pilot. She-Hulk was one of the last classic line-up Avengers to show up in the movies. (The only one we’re missing is Simon Williams, aka Wonder Man.)

 

During the ‘80s, Jen lost the ability to become human and was stuck in her She-Hulk form. She was unfazed when she found out, saying, “So what’s the bad news?” She just very much enjoys being She-Hulk, and I find that refreshing in a world full of angsty superheroes. In 1989, Byrne started writing her second solo title, Sensational She-Hulk, which is what the show is based on. It was a humor book, with She-Hulk lawyering while being a superhero. She had the superpower of breaking the fourth wall and addressing the readers, which they allude to in the show.

 

There have been a few transformations in the last few years, like She-Hulk being spurred to transformation by fear, something about a Red She-Hulk, and the Avengers Disassembled story, where She-Hulk lost control and tore the Vision in half (I hated this story so much, since it trashed the Scarlet Witch’s character, and did a lot of other pointless, depressing damage, that it made me back away from comics).

 

But I prefer the She-Hulk who loves being in her own skin and can kick ass on the courtroom and the battlefield.

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

She’s Never Gonna Be Your Friend

You can stop genuflecting to her. Contrary to folklore, she does not have a third eye in the back of her head to see how faithfully you worship her.

 

She will never drop the sword to confer any knighthoods in her array to reward your slicing through the doubters who might temper their enthusiasm for her house music opus with even the smallest shadow of criticism.

 

She will not breathe brimstone at the haters who say maybe she and her friends do not need to use that private jet like the rest of us run to the store.

 

She will not put in a good word with the Tony Awards committee for the way you wept breathlessly when you heard her wailing through the scales over her latest award-winning divorce.

 

She is not reading the reviews or counting the stars from starry-eyed critics who give her a mulligan on memes over melodies and call her an immortal goddess, a phoenix who never had to endure the indignity of death in the first place, just to escape her dead-eyed laser smote.

 

She’s just a person, and she’s never gonna be your friend.

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Better Call Saul Series Finale: Saul Gone

What would you do with a time machine? Mike Ehrmantraut would go back to the day when he took his first bribe—a memory that made such an impression that he remembers the date decades later—presumably to stop himself from taking bribes and walk another path. Walter White would go back and stop himself from being cut out of Gray Matter and its billions.

 

And the man born Jimmy McGill? He would go back in time to the day Warren Buffett started at Berkshire Hathaway—a date that made such an impression that he remembers the date decades later—to invest money in the company and become a billionaire. Even stuck in the desert after crossing the cartel, that’s the thing he picks, perhaps too immersed in his role of “friend of the cartel” to have an honest reaction.

 

The finale of Better Call Saul flashes back a few times to the time machine motif. The flashbacks reveal character to the viewers but they also may be choice vignettes Jimmy is remembering now that he has been caught and faces a long prison sentence. His late brother Chuck tells him there’s no shame in going back and changing his path if he thinks he’s going the wrong way. Does present-day Jimmy regret not changing his path? The whole thought exercise is about regret, as Walt notes, having no time for time machine foolishness. In that flashback, as he awaits a new life as Gene in Omaha, Jimmy regrets injuring his knee in a slip-and-fall years before.

 

“You were always like this,” Walt tells Jimmy in disgust. That hits the nail on the head of Jimmy’s character and in this series finale, it’s the twin of Walt’s “I did it for me” in the Breaking Bad series finale—each line neatly illustrates what each man is about.

 

(The cameo by Bryan Cranston emphasizes what an asshole Walt always was. He can’t just let the minor and temporary water heater problem lie but has to make a lot of noise in the middle of the night fixing it. He can’t even entertain the harmless exercise of the time machine question but has to throw a wet blanket over it by noting time machine isn’t real. And then when he does pick a moment he regrets, it’s tied to his hubris over Gray Matter. This is after he just got his brother-in-law killed and after he just got into a friggin’ knife fight with his wife and after he just took his daughter and left Skyler screaming in the street. And the only thing he can come up with is an ancient grudge over Gray Matter? Sounds about right for Walt. But his glance at the watch Jesse gave him may show a tinge of regret over sending his partner to his apparent death.)

 

There were a few parallels to the end of Breaking Bad. Jimmy’s speech in court, trying to keep Kim out of trouble when he could have nailed her in their Albuquerque shenanigans, for me echoed Walt’s phone call in “Ozymandias” when he exonerated Skyler. Both men told lies with a grain of the truth in them. For Walt, this was being a melodramatic misogynist toward his wife, when he really did feel some resentment toward her. For Jimmy, this was exaggerating his fear of Walt and Jesse during their drug trade, while I think he did fear Walt at the end when he went totally around the bend. In their speeches, both men also bragged about the drug empires they created, each a feint to get their loved ones off the hook.

 

In the end, Jimmy McGill escapes the specter of Saul Goodman, telling the judge he wants to be addressed as Jimmy. He strives for a complicated kind of redemption. At first, he’s arrogant before the government, working out a plea deal that includes a pint of ice cream every week, in a minimum-security prison for seven years. Even in black and white, his Saul-brand shiny suit is glaring. Widows Marie (played by Betsy Brandt as if she’s never been away) and Blanca show up to hammer home that people died in part because of Saul.

 

It's Kim who indirectly spurs him toward this redemption. Her owning up to her part in Howard’s death took away his leverage with the feds and also made him want to take accountability. He mentions only needing to win over one juror, but the one he really wants to win over is his ex-wife. He admits his own part in Howard’s death, and his part ruining Chuck’s life, and gets 86 years in Supermax for his trouble. But it’s a start to another life.

 

Jimmy can’t escape Saul completely. Every prisoner on the bus recognizes him from the “Better Call Saul” commercials when he represented criminals like them. Their “BETTER CALL SAUL!” chant could be a victory lap for this show. In prison, he’s happy to trade on his reputation for favors and esteem.

 

After a few seasons of worrying about Kim’s fate, she is one of the few on Better Call Saul who ends up being OK in the end. Volunteering at the free legal aid office was a step toward her own redemption and a path to doing real good once again. (I wonder if she became a lawyer again at the end. Her clothes were sleeker and her hair looked better.)

 

At the end, there’s a beautiful grace note with Jimmy and Kim. The light of the cigarette they share is the only thing lit in the black-and-white scene—a spark between them that still endures. It’s shot like film noir and it’s lovely and oddly lighthearted.

 

I didn’t have any interest in Better Call Saul when it started and I skipped the first season. Now I can’t even remember my misgivings. I won’t say Better Call Saul was as good as Breaking Bad (what is?) but it’s up there. As much as I enjoyed the cartel side of things, I quickly became very engrossed in the legal side, with the small battles and schemes Jimmy and Kim fought seeming like consequential wars. What a rare treat this show was, and I’m sad to see it end.

Monday, August 15, 2022

Hear me out!

I know I’m not a well-regarded political pundit who has his pulse on the issues of the day. I don’t have the substantive legal insights of Dan Abrams or the sharp analytic mind of Chris Cillizza. But I believe my opinion has value and I would like to humbly offer my thoughts on a recent issue.

 

I believe the FBI’s investigation of Donald Trump for espionage may not help—and in fact, may hurt—Trump’s presidential reelection prospects in 2024.

 

I know that sounds ridiculous but hear me out! Many pundits are saying variations on the theme of “The FBI just handed Trump the 2024 election.” I’m going to think outside the box and say it might be a drag on the Republican ticket that their presidential candidate is under suspicion of stealing top secret special access nuclear materials for God knows what purpose. This flies in the face of all conventional wisdom, which says federal criminal investigations help presidential candidates, but I am going to challenge the conventional wisdom here. The truth is, many people disapprove of espionage and may not look fondly on a candidate who is credibly accused of it. Stranger things have happened!

 

I’m going to go even further out on a limb and say that if Trump is charged with violating the Espionage Act, there’s a chance it might not win over any undecided voters to his side, and may not win back any voters who had soured on him. I realize I’m opining at the very farthest frontier of American political thought, but I suspect there isn’t a coalition of voters out there who are saying, “Gee, I was kind of tired of Trump and ready to support another candidate, but those allegations of light treason really rallied me to his side.”

 

Here's another crazy theory from my dopey mind: Trump may not actually be as popular as people think. He did lose the popular vote twice, and his approval rating was always low. (Although as the media has taught us, a 40% approval rating for Trump can only spell triumph, while a 40% Biden approval rating means electoral doom forever. This is known as the “Democrats in Disarray” curve.) I’m coming out of left field to say that maybe all those boat parades and “Let’s Go Brandon” flags are from people who may be very loud but don’t actually get more than one vote each, so maybe the former president’s electoral support is not quite at Kim Jong-un levels.

 

I know, I know—Trump once said he could “shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue and not lose any votes.” And he does seem to escape trouble a lot. But my wacky theory is that this colorful brag isn’t some immutable law of thermodynamics. It actually might have limits, believe it or not, and that limit might be keeping SCIF material in an unlocked storage room in the hallway near the pool at a golf club.

 

I may be proven wrong, as there is plenty we don’t know yet. But many people do take a dim view of selling state secrets, and I’m putting my credibility on the line to say that might be in the “con” column for a presidential candidate. 

 

Friday, August 12, 2022

The World That Remains

Lightning flashes blue-gray against mountainside hills that in the daytime would be a dozen shades of green. We watch the storm trample over us in its rush to the eastern horizon. The only sound the clamoring thunder, the only other light the distant glow of somebody’s lamp in the hillside, looking like a bonfire from this far away.

 

There was just that little shadow before, when the traffic lights flashed and restaurants and supermarkets hung Closed signs, when the internet stubbornly would not connect, and I thought, what will we do, how will we pass the week, without plugging our brains into the amusements to which we are accustomed back home?

 

The way the lightning looks over the field is my answer. We stand transfixed.

 

The next night is clear. No lightning against a smear of sky, just every star, every constellation, even a glimpse of Saturn or Venus, glittering over our dumbstruck heads, giving the endless firmament a texture like mica in the concrete that we usually step right over. We look up in wonder and ponder if that misty wisp over us is a cloud or the Milky Way.

 

Suddenly, it does not matter at all if the network is down, if we cannot binge the latest earthly installment. This lightning in the valley, these stars over our heads are the part of the world that remains after our creature comforts are rudely denied us.

 

 

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Better Call Saul S6 E12: Waterworks

Holy crap, that was amazing!

 

As Better Call Saul comes to an end, its two main characters, each so responsible for molding one another, are heading in two different directions. Kim Wexler is facing responsibility and seeking redemption. Jimmy McGill (he goes by different names but in his soul, he’s Jimmy) is entertaining murder and risking capture. These ex-spouses are still pushing each other toward actions that taking actions that may affect the other’s situation.

 

Kim is living in Florida with dark hair without her trademark power ponytail, working at a sprinkler company. She does jigsaw puzzles while her boyfriend watches reality TV, goes to office birthday parties with her coworkers, and goes to BBQs with “potato salad.” She’s not in witness protection but might as well be. She seems to have sought the quietest life she could find, out of guilt for Howard’s death or the desire to block it out and just be done with it. (Usually I don’t like the trope of a character with a wild past ending up with a quiet life that we’re supposed to see as a tragedy. Many of us have good but blah jobs and quiet lives—what do people think life is? But the boyfriend’s grunts during sex and the Miracle Whip—which is not mayo, not at all—make a fair point that Kim is diminished.)

 

A phone call from “Victor St. Clair” to the sprinkler store starts Kim back on the road to some kind of redemption. Always a lawyer, she tells her ex-husband to turn himself in. Why don’t you turn yourself in, Gene comes back in playground fashion. Mike and Gus and Lalo are dead, so it’s over.

 

So Kim turns over all the evidence to the Albuquerque authorities—on the way passing ghosts of the past, like the tollbooth Mike worked at, the bench at the courthouse she and Jimmy ate lunch at, and a young attorney defending down-on-their-luck clients like she used to—and admits to everything involving Howard’s death. She tells Howard’s widow he didn’t suffer, but Cheryl rightly calls her out on it, since Howard’s reputation is permanently destroyed and he suffered greatly before his death. Kim’s admission is a calculated one, as she says the DA may not charge her since there’s no physical evidence and Jimmy isn’t there to corroborate her story. The end of the show implies this last bit may come back to bite her in the ass.

 

Rhea Seehorn, as usual, gives an extraordinary performance. Her tears of relief on the bus were heartbreaking, the most emotional that character has ever been. I also loved that scene when she signed the divorce papers. Saul asks Kim why she chose Florida and before she can answer, he cuts her off, saying it’s not important. And Kim just gives this tiny look like one last thing is breaking quietly inside her—like she wants to speak but knows there’s no point—and it’s devastating. Just give her the Emmy already.

 

This may change depending on what happens in the finale, but Kim Wexler looks to become a rarity in the Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad universe—someone who takes responsibility and starts on the path to redemption. It’s not pretty and will be painful, but maybe she saved something of her soul.

 

After signing the divorce papers, Kim meets Jesse Pinkman, the man who served a similar function on Breaking Bad, as the on-and-off conscience of the show. “This guy? Any good?” Jesse asks about Saul. In a loaded, deeply sad piece of dialogue, Kim says, “When I knew him, he was.” Then she runs out into the rain. In that whole scene, Kim is the only one to survive either series battered but essentially OK: Jesse and Saul are in hiding, and Combo and Emilio are dead. Again, this may change next week, but maybe Better Call Saul is saying Kim is one of the few who got out.

 

Gene is just getting in deeper. The phone call to the sprinkler company might have inspired Kim to take responsibility, but Gene is crossing the line to violence in a way he’s never done before. Not content with identity theft, he steals watches from the drunk guy and samples his booze. Then he walks right up to the edge of murdering the guy. This is a great sequence that reminded me of a few directors: Hitchcock (sneaking up with the urn while suspenseful music plays), Tarantino (the cops’ trivial conversation about fish tacos), and the Coen brothers (the sudden comical violence of the crashing cab).

 

Gene offers to get Jeffy out of trouble, but Marion figures it all out. I knew it! You wouldn’t cast Carol Burnett unless you wanted her to be significant to the story. She puts 2 and 2 together after watching Saul’s old commercials, leading to a beautiful shot of the commercials’ color reflected in Gene’s black-and-white glasses. Then Gene crosses a Rubicon, prepared to strangle Marion with a phone cord. “I trusted you,” she tells him defiantly. He recovers enough conscience to give her back her Life Alert button, and she calls the authorities.

 

It's funny—in all the ending scenarios I envisioned, I never thought it might end with Jimmy getting caught. If he does get caught, Kim’s confession to the DA has screwed him, but it’s also screwed her, since he can corroborate her story. So we could be ending this saga with the couple changed and estranged but still exerting a strange gravity on one another.

 

Wow, that was fantastic. 

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

Better Call Saul S6 E11: Breaking Bad

As Saul Goodman was introduced in the episode of Breaking Bad titled “Better Call Saul,” it’s appropriate that the two main Breaking Bad characters are introduced in Better Call Saul in an episode titled “Breaking Bad.” This latest episode intersperses the stark black-and-white of the Gene Takovic era with the color of the Goodman era, showing a sort of sideways perspective of how Saul interacted with Walt and Jesse.

 

As it turns out, Saul had a lot to do with Walter White’s ascent to the top of the Albuquerque meth trade and his descent and death. Mike characteristically warns Saul away from Walter but Saul pursues him anyway. Of course, Walt was always going to do whatever he wanted to do, but it’s a revelation to see how much Saul pushed him in this direction. It’s also implied that Saul knew early on about Walt’s lung cancer. It was a treat to see Bryan Cranston (looking pretty much the same) and Aaron Paul in the bullet-riddled RV, bickering about flooding the engine.

 

In the present day of the Better Call Saul timeline, we get a few more answers from Francesca on what’s going on following Saul’s escape to Omaha. Francesca tells him the money’s gone, the feds having dismantled his shell companies and overseas accounts. Gene has still left loyal Francesca a little bit of money in a drainpipe, which she could use, as the landlady of two underemployed stoners. (This show has been a nice little character study of how Francesca went from eager to embittered by working with Saul.) Skyler got an immunity deal after using Walt’s lottery ticket to reveal the location of the bodies of Hank and Steve. Huell escaped to New Orleans, and isn’t eternally waiting in the safehouse.

 

Most importantly, Gene finds out Kim had asked for him after she heard about the chaos in Albuquerque. She’s working at some sprinkler business in Florida, which he apparently already knew. We don’t hear his conversation with his estranged wife, but it’s enraging enough that he smashes the glass panel of the phone booth. I don’t think he talked to her (there’s no reason to immediately start screaming at the person who asked about his safety) but that instead she refused to come to the phone and Gene was yelling at whoever gave him that message. Kim was a lawyer for years and is much too smart to speak to someone on the run from the feds.

 

Gene is back at scamming the residents of Omaha (drinking Moscow mules as Victor, minus his Giselle), but this time it’s darker than stealing from a department store. Last week, his scheme was for self-preservation. This time, he wants to replace his lost drug profits and wants the thrill of the scam again. The last guy he tries to scam turns out to have cancer but instead of Gene giving the guy a break, he steals the guy’s identity himself after his minion backs out.

 

What will happen once Gene breaks in the guy’s house? Is the guy still passed out from the mickey Gene slipped him, or will he retaliate? Either way, this return to crime confirms what Chuck said about his brother: He can’t help himself. Gene or Victor or Saul or Jimmy or whoever he is, he’s an addict.

Monday, August 1, 2022

Better Call Saul S6 E10: Nippy

This week's review is late because we were on vacation last week in a house that, tragically, did not have cable. The good thing is, I don't have to wait long for the next installment and to see if we're going to stay in the Gene Takovic era, bounce back to the Jimmy era, take a different perspective of the Saul era, or what. 

 

"Nippy," breaking from the rest of the season's "Noun and Noun" episode titles, signals a break after the intensity of Howard's death, Lalo's death, and Kim's leaving. Directed by noted Breaking Bad director Michelle MacLaren, this was a ton of fun, with snow gorgeously clinging to the trees in high-contrast black and white. It's one more scheme in split screen, with Gene drawing on his old skills as Jimmy to score some designer clothing from a department store. I loved the meticulousness of the practice run in the snowy field, accounting for every variation and potential snag, showing Gene really did learn a lot from his time with Walt. 

 

As fun as that caper was, there is a bit of a shadow on it. Gene isn't doing this for the thrill but to blackmail the cab driver Jeff into keeping the secret that he's Saul Goodman on the run. As part of the con, he tricks Jeff's mom, Marion, finely drawn by Carol Burnett (!), into befriending him. Carol seems like a friendly older woman, but there's definitely some steel to her. She curtly refuses help to get something off a high shelf in the supermarket, and initially refuses the help of Gene when her scooter gets stuck. She's also sharp enough to know when the deli is giving her a quarter of a pound too much of lunchmeat, so I think she'll be sharp enough to see through Gene's deception. 

 

Part of that deception depends on Gene plying the security guards with Cinnabon and distracting them from the monitors, so the guard doesn't notice Jeff shoplifting the designer suits. (Dammit, Jerry! You had one job!) It was a nice fake-out with the streak on the floor—I thought the maintenance guy would catch Jeff but the clean, slippery floor did him in. I think they're going to catch onto the deception. The store manager had some specificity to her character and you don't do that for a minor character unless it's going to pay off later. 

 

I loved how Gene played it when the scheme was going bad and started crying about his misfortune and loneliness. He drew on real pain, lamenting his dead brother and end of his marriage. The guard, of course, can't relate to a sad sack life because he's happily married to Christie Brinkley. 

 

This week offered no insight or developments on what happened to Kim, but I don't think the show is done with her yet. I know Jimmy isn't done with her—he's conspicuously carrying around the Kansas City Royals bag, a souvenir of the team Kim loved. 

 

So who knows if tonight we'll stay in black-and-white Omaha or if we'll get those Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul cameos. The episode ended with Gene checking out a patterned necktie against a paisley shirt, dreaming of dressing flashily again and going back to being a schemer. If that's how his story ends chronologically, it's not a bad conclusion.