I’m hoping that if I lie very quiet and still under my bed,
the Ebola virus will pass over me like a merciful angel of death. In the midst
of this kind of global pandemic, the only think we can really do is freak out.
I’ve been petrified since I first heard of the outbreak. I
don’t even know how many people in the United States have succumbed. Hundreds?
Thousands? As tragic as this all is in Africa, it’s even more terrifying here
at home since we are all at risk. Clearly, the time for panic is not now; the
time for panic was yesterday.
The risk factors for Ebola in the United States have a
really low threshold. According to the CDC, you only need to have direct
contact with the bodily fluid — vomit, stool, blood, etc. — of someone with the
disease to catch it. This means I definitely can’t go to work for the duration.
Most of our company just got back from a conference in Liberia and one of them
might be infected and vomit in the hallway and then I’d slip and fall
face-first into the vomit and catch Ebola.
But what can I do at home to prevent disease? My
neighborhood is 90 percent immigrants from Sierra Leone and they’re always back
and forth to that country. All it will take is one of those people to spit in
my face in the grocery store and it’s Ebolarama for me.
There’s another risk factor for me. I don’t often discuss
this but I like to travel around the country, sneak into the quarantine
sections of hospitals and just sort of grope the patients. Sometimes I’ll even
root through the red trash bags and play around with the needles I find there.
I do this so much that I lose track of where I go so I may very well have been
to that hospital in Texas.
I blame Obama.
So for now, it’s under the bed for me. At the first sign of
a fever or headache, I’m heading straight to the emergency room. The stupidest
thing I could do is just assume those symptoms are regular cold or flu. The
people at the ER actually want you to come in at the first sign of trouble.
They have special people standing around waiting for you. And you will be
hailed as an American hero if you take steps to prevent the spread of disease.
It sounds dire but America is a strong country. We survived
SARS and we’ll survive this.
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