My mom’s nickname is Annie Oakley and she’s the best shot in the family so she’s going to shoot communist China right in the fentanyl and they’ll never be able to poison America’s crime-ridden streets with fentanyl again and I don’t appreciate Biden so I’m going to fire Fauci and I’m not perfect but I’m the salt of the earth and do you remember that time we danced all night with Michelle Obama to the RINO Records greatest hits and then we asked your parents whether they remember when they thought you were a boy and are you running in Hollywood or Pennsylvania and I used this weapon while hunting and this one in Afghanistan and by God we support the Second Amendment in this house because it guarantees all the other ones but notice we never say the word “gun” because it didn’t test well and you’d think that would give us pause as to why but it never does and I might not actually be a social conservative and may not be totally pro-life and that guy ran a hedge fund so liberal and I fought the communist socialist mandates and he once voted in Turkey and I supported the unconstitutional mail-in ballot laws while still making it home every Friday for shabbat dinner and I hired illegal immigrants so brave and I support red flag laws and I’m also cutting the gas tax (and the services they fund) in half and let’s fight the idiot socialists and their idiot ideas and he once said China’s success is a positive thing and once he said something nice about Hillary Clinton and then tried to get Trump’s endorsement but failed and let’s go and let’s take back our country take it back take it back take it back back back.
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