Q:
OK, OK. Toner’s out. Um, OK … what do I do?
A:
Start by opening the front panel of the copier that contains the toner. This is
highlighted on the screen of the toner. The panel is also marked “TONER.”
Q:
You mean here?
A:
No. It’s the panel marked “TONER.”
Q:
Got it. I think.
A:
Pull out the cyan toner. It’s marked with the big “C.”
Q:
Wait, what? What is “cyan”?
A:
Blue.
Q:
Then why not just call it “blue”?
A:
… Pull the toner out of the copier.
Q:
Ohh, I don’t want to get ink on me! I’m calling IT.
A: You
don’t need to call IT. Just pull out the toner. It comes right out.
You won’t get ink on
you.
Q:
OK, here goes … Got it! It came right out!
A:
Next, get a new canister of cyan toner. It’s in the cabinet to your left.
Q:
Right here?
A:
No, your left. The cabinet is labeled “TONER.”
Q:
Got it. “Cyan” toner. Now what?
A:
Remove the cap from the end of the toner. It’s labeled “REMOVE THIS END” and
there’s an arrow on it.
Q:
Oh, I don’t know. I’m not sure about this. I don’t want to get ink on me. I’m
calling IT.
A:
You don’t need IT. You can do this.
Q:
I’m calling IT. I don’t want to break the toner.
A:
Don’t call IT. They’re busy. Just pull off the cap. You won’t break it.
Q:
OK, here goes nothing … The cap came right off! Just like you said!
A:
Insert the toner into the copier. The canister is shaped so that there is only
one way to insert it.
Q:
But how do I know I’m inserting it right? Is there a diagram? I don’t want to
break the copier.
A:
You don’t need a diagram. There’s only one way the toner can physically fit in
the copier.
Q:
I’m calling IT.
A:
… Just. Insert it.
Q:
It fits! Hallelujah!
A:
Now close the panel on the copier.
Q:
Just … close it? Is there any special way I should be closing it?
A:
Given the laws of physics, there is one way it will close. Swing the door on
its hinges.
Q:
OK, here goes … OK. It’s closed. Now what do I do?
A:
Now you can print or copy again. Just try not to set the office on fire.
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