Ahhhh, fall. Autumn! A
gorgeous time of year. The season that comes in between bitching about the heat
and moaning about the cold. There are so many beautiful fall traditions in my
life and I want to share all of them with you. All of them.
Fall officially begins
at our house when I place the Official Autumnal Tablecloth on our dining room
table. It has leaves and acorns and everything on it. Steve and I lay this out
on the table with great ceremony (and we are thrilled to pass the beautiful
tradition down to our son!) like one would unfurl an American flag. Then we
sing the official Song of Fall, “The Next Time I Fall” by Peter Cetera and Amy
Grant. Usually we fake-fight about who takes which vocal part—it’s all part of
the fun! This sacred ceremony takes place at precisely the beginning of
meteorological fall. So whether it’s the middle of the night or middle of a
school and work day, we rearrange our schedules to gather together.
What would fall be
without a drink to warm us on chilly days? We celebrate the season of autumn
with frequent drinks of apple cider mixed with hot chocolate. Mmm—tastes like a
sweater!
Gourds are a very
important part of fall, of course. When the season begins, we clear the house
of all the old gourds, which have been there since the previous autumnal
equinox, to make way for new gourds. Everyone who comes in the house is
encouraged to write or carve their favorite thing about fall into these gourds.
Fall foliage is
gorgeous, so we usually take off the entire month of October to seek it out.
We’ll look up photos of pretty trees around the country and drive to those
specific trees, from coast to coast. Also, I really love the smell of burning
leaves. I love it so much, in fact, that I will take a flamethrower to trees in
the park and just burn them right there. It’s much more efficient and it
provides the most pungent smell.
We like to go to
Linvilla Orchards and roll around in the hay for hours. We’ll get
caramel-covered apples, smear them all over our faces and then roll around in
the leaves. It really immerses us in autumn. We buy a ton of pumpkins, as many
as we can fit in our car, and take them home for the traditional carving and
use in prognostication rituals.
“But wait,” you say,
“aren’t you leaving out pumpkin spice, one of the things most associated with
fall?”
Rest assured, I am not.
The thing is, I don’t drink pumpkin spice lattes or anything like that. I snort
pumpkin spice. I just pour out fat lines of that magic blend of spices and
snort it all, and it’s like I can see God.
Happy fall!
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