Tweet
Own a gun
Listen to a Joe Rogan podcast
TikTok
Go camping
Listen to a Taylor Swift album
Engage with anyone in the Kardashian or Jenner families at any level, in any capacity, or devote more than a stray, involuntary thought to any of them
Invest in cryptocurrency
Knowingly be influenced by an influencer
Eat cauliflower cleverly disguised as or substituted for a much better food
Take Libertarian ideas seriously
Go to a Billie Eilish concert
Get baited or taunted into eating excessively hot food
Get baited or taunted into competing to win something I don’t care about
Sit through Joker
Eat a stuffed pepper
Read any more Charles Dickens
Feel actual guilt when indulging in a guilty pleasure
Eat an insect
Lead a conga line
Care what people think of my weight
Run with the bulls in Spain
Go ice fishing
Visit the reptile house
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