Wednesday, September 17, 2014

A quick list of reasons why one might remain seated at a Kanye West concert


Wheelchair-bound
Prosthetic limb
Elderly
Just worked 12-hour shift
Foot fell asleep
Very drunk
Individual who doesn’t follow trends like you other sheep
Narcolepsy
Cultural differences preclude standing
Vertigo
Generally disenchanted
Pinned down by cat
Concert not very good

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