Wednesday, February 4, 2015

The Promise of a Terrible Winter


Where is this terrible winter that the weather people promised us?

They swore it would be awful in the Delaware Valley. A few months ago, before the chill of autumn had faded to the numbness of winter, They forecast dire temperatures and every imaginable form of precipitation: snow, sleet, ice, freezing rain, etc. Even after last year's endless piles of snow, They warned us that we might not be done yet. They said we would get 10 percent more snow than last winter. We moaned in pain and started to prepare.

For the most part, the snow stays stubbornly locked into clouds that barely appear. January has come and gone and our area has had, what — six inches total plus a couple of single digit nights? This is the heart of blizzard season and yet all we have on tap is little sputters of snow. The sleet from the other day was just a pathetic excuse for a Snowmageddon. 

What the hell, Farmer's Almanac?

We were promised an awful winter and we damn well better get it. February and March need to step it up. We stocked up on salt and shovels. We heard a forecast of a few inches and hit the panic button, raiding the bread aisle like a bunch of communists who heard the tanks in the distance. Then nothing happened, or nothing that we would remember in a week. If all that angst was for nothing, if we make it to Easter unscathed, we're going to feel pretty ripped off.


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