DraftKings and
FanDuel. I like football and I’m sick of these commercials so I can imagine
how annoyed sports non-fans are. Maybe their ubiquity is coming to an end since
there’s a betting scandal similar to insider trading. It’s hilarious how DraftKings
and FanDuel (because no company or product can be two words now; they’re always
smashed together as if the space bar is broken) make their daytrader lottery
look like easy money. If these companies can afford advertising during every
NFL game it’s not because they’re paying out so much in winnings.
Matthew McConaughey’s
Lincoln commercials. Wait, there’s still a little space left over in my
throat after all the hype in the run-up to McConaughey winning an Oscar. Shove
him in further … further … you can still see the tips of his toes … there you
go. All the way down. Alright, alright, alright.
Target’s “I Can’t
Wait” commercial. I like the Nu Shooz song so I don’t want Target to ruin
it by repetition. I already see this ad constantly. This is what happened when
Target played the commercial with the cover of “Groove Is in the Heart” several
times during each commercial break. Don’t ruin “I Can’t Wait.”
Any commercial
featuring “Feeling Good.” I got sick of this a few years ago when Jennifer
Hudson sang it every January for weight loss. Now it’s in some car commercial.
I don’t like this song and have no interest in Nina Simone so I hope they
retire it as a standard.
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