Friday, September 8, 2017

How It's Done


The rest of us all must look like trash to her, all comfortable gym shorts and summer sandals for the long ride.

She walks into the rest stop somewhere between Pittsburgh and Harrisburg, dressed in a yellow and orange print dress and matching hat, the kind you might see on women from TV footage somewhere in Africa. She is a column of sunlight in the fluorescent-lit building housing a Starbucks, Burger King and Auntie Ann’s. Heeled shoes show she didn’t come here to mess around.

How many of us, in ensembles made entirely by Under Armour, look up as this woman enters and look down at our venti lattes, breaded chicken sandwiches and cinnamon sugar pretzels in shame? She trails regally through the building, deigning to stop for rest among the commoners.

I wonder, does she think something along the lines of, “Putting on pants and shoes is not a high bar to clear but so many people seem unable to do so”? Does she feel self-conscious at being so close to the hoi polloi?

No. One high heel in front of the other. Head high. Show them.

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