The taste of kale is fine.
I’ve just had to eat enough of it lately and so that particular green is dead
to me, at least for a time.
Steve and I do Blue Apron
sometimes and it just seems like they’re always serving me kale. It’s just too
much. It’s in calzones and polenta and all sorts of other stuff. I won’t vomit
at the site of kale but I just don’t need a metric ton of it. I can live
without it if there’s a bunch of other stuff in a dish. I know they’re adding
it as a filler for certain dishes but why does that filler always have to be
kale? Why not mushrooms or potatoes? All those ingredients are equally cheap
and plentiful.
Blue Apron also used to use
cauliflower very frequently and I don’t care for cauliflower so it got
aggravating. Cauliflower in pasta or pizza? Pass.
I’ve seen restaurants serve
cauliflower that looks like Buffalo wings, with the sauce and everything. You
might think I might eat this, given my love of Buffalo wings but this Potemkin
village food is a cruel tease: “You’ll love this food that looks like something
you like but is actually something you don’t like!” What’s next?
“It looks like scrambled
eggs but it’s actually creamed corn!”
“It looks like a Reese’s
peanut butter cup but it’s actually a hot dog stuffed with haggis!”
“It looks like chocolate
ice cream but it’s actually broccoli-flavored circus peanuts!”
“It looks like a sirloin
steak but it’s actually a live crab smothered in green peppers!”
Is this what we are becoming as a society, one that
plays food tricks on people?
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