The scene is a coffee shop, where several people
are discussing the Mr. Rogers biopic, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood.
David: I
haven’t seen it yet. How hard will I cry?
Jonathan: Oh God, Tom Hanks just walks onto the Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood set and tosses his shoe and I’m already
sobbing. Sobbing. Like
Toni-Braxton-in-the-shower bawling my head off.
Joanne: You
will cry. If you are human, you will
cry. If you do not cry at this movie, I do not want anything to do with you.
David:
Wow. Sounds emotional.
Jonathan: Tom Hanks. That’s (choking
up) … that’s all.
Joanne
(choking up): Yeah. Tom Hanks. That
scene on the subway, I just …
Jonathan
(mumbles incoherently through tears):
Joanne:
… when they all start singing “It’s a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood,” I was
wailing. Just thinking about my own life. I was on my second box of tissues by
then.
David: Wow.
Two boxes.
Jonathan: That’s nothing. I attended a special screening in a Kleenex factory
just so I wouldn’t run out of tissues. My mascara ran, and I don’t even wear
mascara.
Joanne:
You think you were emotional? I can’t
even deal with the sound (starts crying
again) of a trolley anymore. That clanging, I just (breaks down in sobs) …
Jonathan: I know. I was even worse. I saw a cardigan sweater in Target the
other day and I got so emotional, I almost hyperventilated. Fred (sniffles) … Fred …
David:
That’s … a lot.
Jonathan: And don’t get me started on the Emmys.
Joanne:
The 1997 Emmys? When Mr. Rogers told people to (unable to go on) …
Jonathan
(weeping openly): To take a moment to
think about the people (voice rises two
octaves due to emotion) in their lives? I can’t take it.
Joanne:
I re-watched it on YouTube recently … (pauses
to blow nose) and I just … well, let’s just say I make an emergency therapy
appointment.
David:
So I guess I’ll prepare myself for a lot of tears?
Jonathan
(wailing angrily): Tears? Tears? I cried so hard, I still need
this IV to keep myself hydrated. (Pulls
out an IV bag from under the table.) You will cry. As God is my witness, if a soul lies within you, the
tears will flow.
Everyone in the coffee shop stands and applauds
the performance.
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