I’m going to complain about something that it’s too late to do
anything about and that nobody cares about and that the people who
actually could do anything about aren’t reading this anyway. Which is
the best type of complaint to make. (I dare you to diagram those
sentences.)
I have never been to the National
Constitution Center but would like to go sometime. But I can’t
understand why it has had exhibits on Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen. Is
it because they … sing about America? If so, we should have an exhibit
on every person who sings about America. The short list for this is
“everybody.”
I’m not getting it. The National
Constitution Center should be a place for unspeakably dorky governmental
and historic topics. I’d like to see things like a display of James
Monroe’s presidential papers, or the evolution of the Third Amendment or
a diorama of famous Supreme Court cases. The National Constitution
Center should be a place for that kind of thing, which you can’t get
everywhere. It should lay off the pop culture, which you can find pretty
much anywhere. I wouldn’t even want to go there to see an exhibit on an
artist I care about.
I have nothing against Springsteen but can we lay off the Springsteen = America shorthand? I got it.
I’ve been hearing this idea ad nauseam for decades now and it’s time to
give it a goddamn rest. I said I got it: Bruce Springsteen is the poet
of America.
Oh, was that language not florid enough
for you? Here, let me top myself and present my case in language that’s
a deep shade of purple, as music and culture writers have been doing
about the Boss since 1657:
Bruce Springsteen is the
Cowboy Poet of Working Class America. Bruce writes the words and sings
the notes that give a poetic quality to our everyday yearning, expressed
in language that is evocative as fuck. Bruce’s eyes are the highway
down which our rheumy eyes stare and wish for a better life. Bruce’s
voice is the unpaid bills and working class troubles before which we
sigh wistfully. In Bruce’s verses can we find that magical summer at the
Jersey shore when we all chased after that girl in the red dress. In
Bruce’s choruses can we hear the rain on abandoned buildings that
inspires us to get out of this town and yet keep talking about the town
after we leave. Bruce is the bard through which we pour our hopes,
dreams and fears, as domestic beer pours through the urethra of a weary
longshoreman in an Asbury Park dive bar. Bruce is Working Class America.
To sum up, New Jersey. Convertibles. Boardwalk. Blue collar. Blind dates. State fair. Gambling. Jeans. Colanders. Beer.
Auto mechanics.
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