Things to Remember 2012

Seven days of flawless blue skies
Seven nights of sitting on the deck laughing and drinking
“Fucked It Up Again”
Are you ready for some cursing? Fuck yeah!
Shore Whore ‘12 from Ladytron to “Purple Rain”
Rock Band
douche commercials
Extra soft for me because my cunt's sensitive
Extra cleansing for me because my cunt's fucking nasty
Dogfish Head beer sampler
“Raindrops Keep Falling on My Twat”
Olympic douche torch
Twat Nuggets
National Headquarters of the Jit Face Painting Society
the Playgirl submission
spaghetti and meatballs
telling the woman walking to shut the fuck up
the wind pelting us with sand
hookah
the defaced Dallas Cowboys bottle opener
Dos Equis
phantom drain crotch deedler
no noise complaints
helping the SUV stuck in the sand
a game of Setback
clogged toilet
ribs at Nick’s
hawks circling
convicts putting up fencing at the beach
synchronized masturbating orchestra
gentrified concentration camp
Alabama Hot Pocket
Impractical Jokers and Tosh.0
BBQ burgers
BBQ chicken
spread eagle bald bitches
tater tots
the Indian River Bridge finally finished
128 ounces of beer in the trunk
ice tea vodka shots
chicken leftover tetrazini
a dirty game of Sentences
my ass is bored
zucchini summer
a parade of motorcycles down Route 1
a triathlon on Route 1

Thanks for another great year! I'm grateful that we can still get together at Seatowne 14!