The Diet

I am trying to be healthier in general so I’m giving up gluten and sugar and salt and fat and alcohol and complex carbohydrates and dairy and protein and vegetables and fruit and oil and fish and red meat and white meat and lunchmeat and processed foods and wheat and beer and chocolate and soy and wine and white bread and wheat bread and rye bread and cake and pie and eggs and cheese and pasta and butter and cereal and soda and coffee and pizza and simple carbohydrates and condiments and honey and spices and tea and canned foods and soup and mushrooms and cheddar cheese and mustard and bacon and oranges and apples and chicken and sorbet and bagels and rice and potatoes and capers and onions and curry and scotch and baking powder and baking soda and salmon and mayo and black pepper and orange juice and artificial sweetener and gravy and lettuce and carrots and bananas and vanilla extract and iced tea and popcorn and peanuts and grapes and cotton candy and hummus and rosemary and pancakes and pretzels and ice cream and thyme and corn and hazelnut and sherbet and spinach and crackers and mozzarella cheese and sour cream and sausage and milk and rice cakes and waffles and apple juice and ginger ale and garlic and caramel and kale and lemons and butterscotch and cumin and rum and maple syrup and broccoli and celery.

Let me know if I missed anything.