Dust
Scrub the shower tiles
Throw out expired
condiments
Clean the washer
Organize the garage
Shred any bills that are
older than seven years
Read Infinite Jest again
Train the cats to respond
to sign language
Dig up our lawn and reseed
the entire thing
Paint each slat of the den
paneling a different color
Stock up on 9-volt
batteries so I will never be without working smoke detectors
Organize my coupons by what
aisle the items are located in the supermarket
Color code every contact in
my address book with a different color sticker for how long we’ve known each
other
Iron and fold the towels,
and then refold them
Put collar tabs in all my
dress shirts
Knit everyone I know
something that’s supposed to be a scarf
Update my dental floss
journal
Binge watch all of Doctor Who
Synchronize all our clocks
to an atomic clock
Learn Mandarin
Memorize the periodic table
Organize all my shirts by
color
Finally get cracking on
that book of haiku I’ve always wanted to write
Get a masters and a
doctorate
Write down everything that
ever happened to me in my childhood in chronological order
Scan every photograph I
have and then enter each of them into an Excel spreadsheet organized by date,
place and the people in them
Play Hungry Hungry Hippos
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