What Happened Next Will Inspire You

In my continuing quest as a writer, I have been submitting pitches to the Inspirational website Upworthy. I just keep getting rejected and I don’t know why. Maybe you’ll be able to help me understand. Take a look at these headlines I submitted because I can’t imagine who wouldn’t want to read the attached articles.

This Woman Drove A Different Route To Work One Day. What Happened Next Will Inspire You.

We Compared Low-Fat Sour Cream With Fat-Free Sour Cream And The Results Are Damning.

A Scientist Started Studying The Effects Of Weightlessness On Tiny Screws. What He Found Will Change Your Life.

When You Find Out Why This Toddler Is Throwing A Tantrum, You Will Be Floored With Awe.

This Guy Is Getting Dressed The Same Way We All Do Every Day. But Why He Does It Will Delight And Amaze You.

College Students Are Deleting This New App From Their Phones In Droves. The Reason Why Involves All Of Us.

A Football Team Went For It On Fourth Down. The Result Is Incredibly Moving.

This Viral Video Of An 80-Year-Old Man Eating Soup Will Take Your Breath Away.

Look Closer At This Yield Sign. What You Can Barely See Will Haunt You.

A Man Returned A Pair Of Pants To A Department Store And You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next.

This Live Tweet Of A TV Show Is All You’ll Ever Need To Read.

You Won’t Believe What This Grandmother Found Inside A Box Of Cheerios.

This Woman Ordered Pasta At A Restaurant. What The Waitress Brought Her Was Beyond Her Wildest Imagination.