Stupid Starbucks. I was all set on writing today about the
#RaceTogether initiative that turned out to be a #StupidIdea when the company
had to up and cancel it. Race is a hot button subject so I was going to offer a
few tips on starting a conversation about race with servers in an inoffensive
way, such as:
“Hey, what’s the deal with racism?”
“See, white people order coffee like this. And black people
order coffee like this.”
“I’m sorry, but I thought slavery was just terrible.”
“Ferguson, am I right?”
“Systemic racial discrimination. Ugh, I can’t even.”
Now the coffee company goes and ruins my post by canceling
the whole thing. I’m really amazed nobody who worked at this company actually
realized how dumb the whole thing was before they announced it. I guess nobody
wants to be honest with the boss when he’s on a roll about something. Nobody in
the company realized that people on their way to work don’t want to stop and
chat about racial issues when they are in a hurry to get coffee. Similarly,
nobody realized that busy servers had better things to do than strike up a chat
about a loaded issue.
I’m not sure that Starbucks customers were the audience for
this anyway, not because of any racism but because some of them seem so picky.
Thom will stomp around in high dudgeon if they write Tom on his coffee cup or (God forbid) serve him half-caff instead
of one-third caff like he requested. You really want to introduce a touchy
subject with someone like that?
Of course, rather than just admit that the whole idea is
completely asinine, Starbucks is patting itself on the back by saying, “At
least we started conversation,” which is the refuge of any company that does
something dumb. What struck me about #RaceTogether is how very unnecessary it
is. The company acted like nobody out there is discussing race and we need an
outlet for it.
The truth is, people everywhere are constantly discussing race. People talk about race-related issues
around the dinner table or at parties or bars or churches or in work. You
probably can't read a major newspaper or magazine or website without finding
something related to race. Ferguson and Eric Garner were conversations on race;
they were loud and ugly conversations at times but they are still a prominent
recent example of talking about race. For years some people have talked about
having a “national conversation about race” as if we’ll have some nationally
televised town meeting where Patty from Peoria can call in and chat about
racial profiling with … I guess some sort of race panel? We need discussion to
continue but I don’t see why that requires coffee cups.
My point is, for good and for ill, this conversation has
been buzzing in America for decades if not centuries and it never needed a
latte to facilitate it.
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