As of September 30th, 2015
at 9:08 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, I do not give Facebook or any real or
imaginary entities associated with Facebook on any plane of existence permission
to use my pictures, information, posts, insights, dreams, fantasies, commercial
jingles, scripts produced on spec, theories, rants, ruminations, oil paintings,
manifestos, position papers, white papers, talking points, or most private
thoughts, both past and future in this timeline or in alternate timelines. By
this statement, I read the riot act to Facebook that it is strictly forbidden
to disclose, copy, distribute, surveil by drone, post in the town square, or
take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents, so
get thee behind me Satan. The content of this profile is private and
confidential information, locked away in a wax-sealed envelope inside a shoebox
inside a booby-trapped suitcase inside a welded-shut steamer trunk locked so
deep inside my soul that no key forged by the hand of man could ever open it.
The violation of privacy can be punished by law
(UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103, the Rome Statute, the Magna Carta, the 28th
Amendment to the Constitution and the Bhagavad Gita) and penalties include
necklacing, curb stomping, garroting, strappado, boiling in oil, drawing and
quartering and paper cuts. NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members,
from the dewiest babe to the most wizened elder, must post a note like this. If
you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a
statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, even
those you have never posted online, even those you never knew existed that
preserve in perpetuity your most embarrassing moments, as well as the
information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST
copy by quill pen and directly onto the computer screens of every other
Facebook user.
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